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Hitler had only one child, a daughter named Anna Kohlter Hitler. Born December 8th, 1941 just as America entered the war, she was flown to Austria before the Russians entered Berlin as Hitler and Anna’s mother, Eva Braun, feared what the invading force would do to her.
Growing up in Austria, she dropped her father’s infamous name and grew up to study in the burgeoning field of media. Eventually in 1961 she headed to America and Anglicized her name to “Coulter”. Today she works as a political correspondent for Fox News. She has also published several books, including Liberal Lies, Liberal Treachery, Godless Liberals, and Twilight: Breaking Dawn.

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facts-i-just-made-up:

Hitler had only one child, a daughter named Anna Kohlter Hitler. Born December 8th, 1941 just as America entered the war, she was flown to Austria before the Russians entered Berlin as Hitler and Anna’s mother, Eva Braun, feared what the invading force would do to her.

Growing up in Austria, she dropped her father’s infamous name and grew up to study in the burgeoning field of media. Eventually in 1961 she headed to America and Anglicized her name to “Coulter”. Today she works as a political correspondent for Fox News. She has also published several books, including Liberal Lies, Liberal Treachery, Godless Liberals, and Twilight: Breaking Dawn.

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All 9 of the Oscar Movies Vined [Click for full list]

Didn’t have time to catch all 9 Best Picture nomineees? CollegeHumor is compressing all of this year’s Best Picture nominees into Vines for your “Watch it for 5 seconds looped for eternity” convenience.

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Synchronized Hole-In-One

For one brief, tranquil moment, everything on The Internet goes right.

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Valentine's Day Pick-up Lines from your Favorite Philosophers

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Anselm: You’re the greatest conceivable being, baby. I’m glad you exist.

Aquinas: Hey remember when I said, “As regards the individual nature, woman is defective and misbegotten, for the active power of the male seed tends to the production of a perfect likeness in the masculine sex; while the production of a woman comes from defect in the active power?” Sorry I was such an asshole. Let me make it up to you with my tongue.

Aristotle: For one night, girl, the things I do to you will not be in moderation.

Jeremy Bentham: Come home with me and I’ll teach you about infinite hedons.

Albert Camus: Here’s my number; don’t be a Stranger.

Rene Descartes: I think therefore I am your valentine.

David Hume: Even I can’t deny how gorgeous you are.

John Stuart Mill: Bring your friend back to my place and we’ll maximize the greatest amount of pleasure for the greatest number of people.

William of Ockham: The simplest explanation is usually the correct one. Therefore, you want to sleep with me.

Immanuel Kant: Two things awe me the most, the starry sky above me and you below me.

Soren Kierkegaard: I’m gonna make you tremble.

John Locke: Imma fill up your blank slate.

Karl Marx: A specter is haunting your ass - a specter of condoms.

Friedrich Nietzsche: Roses are red, violets are blue, God is dead, now let’s screw.

Blaise Pascal: I’d wager my heart for you.

Plato: I’m not good in bed, I’m The Good in bed.

John Rawls: One night with me and I’ll teach you all about the Original Position.

Baruch de Spinoza: Come back to my place and we can use our bodies to act out this thing I call ‘monism.’